Confusion Abounds.

cognitivedissonance:

Recently, Public Policy Polling sought to discover just how low the public’s opinion of Congress had fallen, testing the popularity of the U.S. Congress against twenty-six different, typically unpopular things. We all know that the American people have a…

Most thought out tactic in film history.

Han Solo gets shit done.

Absolutely genius.

Flawless.

Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.

More like Han YOLO

HAN YOLO.

boss shit

(Source: theendofanuntoldstory, via donna-moss)

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

Can we be included in this!?

Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

confusionabounds:

(Source: hungarian, via wehavedonetheimpossible)

rufi0hstuck:

yaoi-yaoieverywhere:

twilight-psycho:

the-catcher-of-stars:

elravicious:

jolt3:

twospoopytexadison:

2pookygay:

amberheart1129:

hazel8131:

shiranuiamaterasu:

ok im really scared

ok seriously omg wow

i’m legitimately scared

what’s going on

I’m pee.

Whoa 

help

This is actually really cool and relaxing.

I JUST WANTED A HAMBURGER ;A:

And this is why I don’t eat hamburgers

is this what it’s like to take acid

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collegehumor:

Hanksgiving: Why We’re Thankful for Tom Hanks [Click to continue reading]

You know Tom Hanks rules, it’s just a fact of life like plants needing water or your aunt being drunk at Thanksgiving. That’s why during this grateful season we’ve gotta give thanks to the Hanks. Here’s 13 reasons to be Hankful this year.

For going along with your fan’s weird requests

(Source: eonline)
When it comes to goin’ with the flow, Tom has got it under his belt. “Oh, you want me to pretend you’re passed out drunk at dinner for some reason? No problem!” You do it for the fans and we appreciate that. 

For taking a typewriter as a bribe

(Source: mashable)
All you have to do to get Tom Hanks on a podcast is get him something neat from a vintage store. Then he’ll write you an amazingly quippy letter about how cool that gift is. The real gift is that you do you, T. Hanks.

For performing slam poetry about Full House on Jimmy Fallon [Keep Reading]

celluloidshadows:

Director Stanley Kubrick and Marlon Brando prior to the filming of the western “One-Eyed Jacks”. Due to a studio dispute, Kubrick was eventually removed from the production and it became the only movie Brando ever directed. 

newyorker:

Cartoon by Tom Toro. For more: http://nyr.kr/QTRAJd

Jay-Z’s closing argument, while campaigning for Barack Obama in Ohio. (via election)

yeson34:

Did you know the death penalty actually costs MORE than life in prison without possibility of parole?

When I found out I was all

It’s true.

So I wanted to know — what costs so much? Where does all this money go? I was like

So I read the study myself. A federal judge and a law…